Want some bacon?
No man, I don’t eat pork.
Are you Jewish?
Nah, I ain’t Jewish, I just don’t dig on swine, that’s all.
Why not?
Pigs are filthy animals. I don’t eat filthy animals.
Bacon tastes good. Pork chps tastes good.
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know ‘cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That’s a filthy animal. I ain’t eat nothin’ that ain’t got sense enough to disreguard its own feces.
How about a dog? Dogs eat its own feces.
I don’t eat dog either.
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
I wouldn’t go so far as to call a dog filthy but they’re definitely dirty. But a dog’s got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Well we’d have to be talkin’ about one charming motherfuckin’ pig. I mean he’d have to be ten times more charmin’ than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I’m sayin’?

Want some bacon?

No man, I don’t eat pork.

Are you Jewish?

Nah, I ain’t Jewish, I just don’t dig on swine, that’s all.

Why not?

Pigs are filthy animals. I don’t eat filthy animals.

Bacon tastes good. Pork chps tastes good.

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know ‘cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That’s a filthy animal. I ain’t eat nothin’ that ain’t got sense enough to disreguard its own feces.

How about a dog? Dogs eat its own feces.

I don’t eat dog either.

Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

I wouldn’t go so far as to call a dog filthy but they’re definitely dirty. But a dog’s got personality. Personality goes a long way.

Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

Well we’d have to be talkin’ about one charming motherfuckin’ pig. I mean he’d have to be ten times more charmin’ than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I’m sayin’?






We gonna party! Got some chips, got some dip…
some call me cheap, bit of a free loader,
but I bought cups for that old school soda!

We gonna party! Got some chips, got some dip…

some call me cheap, bit of a free loader,

but I bought cups for that old school soda!



… and here’s some hummus for these mini-toasts!
Hummus, Hummus! HUMMUS!

… and here’s some hummus for these mini-toasts!

Hummus, Hummus! HUMMUS!



La da da da da
I’m gonna bury you in the ground.
La da da da da
I’m gonna bury you with my sound.

La da da da da

I’m gonna bury you in the ground.

La da da da da

I’m gonna bury you with my sound.