Want some bacon?
No man, I don’t eat pork.
Are you Jewish?
Nah, I ain’t Jewish, I just don’t dig on swine, that’s all.
Pigs are filthy animals. I don’t eat filthy animals.
Bacon tastes good. Pork chps tastes good.
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know ‘cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That’s a filthy animal. I ain’t eat nothin’ that ain’t got sense enough to disreguard its own feces.
How about a dog? Dogs eat its own feces.
I don’t eat dog either.
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
I wouldn’t go so far as to call a dog filthy but they’re definitely dirty. But a dog’s got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Well we’d have to be talkin’ about one charming motherfuckin’ pig. I mean he’d have to be ten times more charmin’ than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I’m sayin’?